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Eve is being spaz-tacular and those who don't like it can fuck off
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My Professor said i have to write what i shouldn't of done so here it is:

I Will Not Piss Off Professor Lupin When Its His Time Of Month
I will not answer every question that Professor Lupin asks me with 'Are you Fucking Surius?'
I will not give Professor McGonagall a ball of string for christmas
I will not refer to the Weasley twins as Mario and Luigi
I will not suggest to Professor Lupin that "we are both just mammals" and that we should "do it like they do on the discovery chanel"
Comparing Draco to Lex Luthor, and Harry to Clark Kent is not suitable for a Muggle Studies essay
Singing "Wild Thing You Make My Heart Sing" whenever I see Professor Lupin is not allowed even though he likes it
I will not tell first years that they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow
Asking the Weasley twins " so you do everything together right?" is ill advised
If I ask the Weasley twins ^ Hogwarts can do nothing about what they do to you
I will not use the pharse 'sup dudes when talking to Voldemort
I will not call Voldemort Voldy the Baldy
I will not ask Voldemort if he is secretly hilter or osama bin laden
I will not tell Snape he needs to be laid
I will not dress up as Voldemort and say to Harry "harry I am your father" just to see him scream like a little girl
I will not adress the Professor with 'hail umbrigde' and salute
I will not greet Professor McGonagall with 'whats new pussycat?'
I will not ask Professor Lupin if hes grumpy becuase its his time of the month
Dispite the apperences of the employees and the vaults Gringotts is not the entrance to the Labyrinth
I will not refer to Draco, Crab, and Goyle as Team Rocket, nor will I refer to Harry, Ron, and Hermione as Ash, Brock, and Misty
I will not instist that Hagrid buys 3 headed dogs from strangers at pub and hides them a Hogwarts
Even though they are easier to use and more effective, I will not use a gun against Deatheaters
I will not ask Professor Sprout where the jolly green giant is
I will not suggest that George Bush is related to or working for Voldemort
I will not enchant the sorting hat to put pupils into the house of Matok or any other Klingon houses
I will not ask Professor McGonagall is she is catwoman in disguise
My Head masters name is Albus Dumbledor not Gandalf
I will not feed annoying 1st years to fluffy
I will not curse trekys just for being trekys
I will not kill a treky for calling Hon Solo a bitch
I will not randomly combust into song... even if its fun
I will not dress like spok( is that how you spell it?) to hurt trekys
I will not tell a first year when he's going to die even if its true
I will not say that death (or as i call him daddy) is standing over Dumbledor's shoulder
I will not curse a bluder to knock down first years like a bowling ball
I will not get my friend to help me pull pranks on first years
I will not finish this list



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hey this is ma page and i will say some thinks about me and ma friends, Ok let's get started!!!!!

Videos that i love:
1) www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EU2Su…
About Me:

1) i love to draw, even though i am not really good at it...

2)i love to write

3) i love to take pictures of nature and my suroundings

4) even though most people don't know it but i have many layers, i'm not just some blank-faced heartless bitch,most people think i am though, i have a kind heart one you get past it's stone barrier, and then i have sides i would not like to tell about just yet... or ever admit i have them.

5)i'm very protective of my friends and some times i trust to easily, which always gets me hurt

6)once you hurt me or one of my loved ones, i will not let you back in unless completely necessarily

7)i get my hopes up to easily, which again often leads me into pain

8) i only have 4 people that can make me smile truly, with out them doing any thing but sitting with me

9) no one ever knows my true feelings they know what i want them too know, i know that makes me seem like a manipulative bitch but i just want to burden

10) i love Canada
Interests

GRRRRRR! PLEASE READ!!!!!!!!

Journal Entry: Sat Mar 2, 2013, 12:23 PM
  • Listening to: silence
  • Reading: homestuck
  • Watching: mindless students around me work
  • Playing: Mad Father
  • Eating: nothing....yet
  • Drinking: Hot kool-aid :3 and....................malk
Add whatever you want here.

My Step-dad has yet to install my printer/scanner on my computer so i will try to get him to do that today so i can upload some stuff >:

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PhantomSolice Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy Birthday!!!

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ShikabaneHime88 Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
XD thanks
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PhantomSolice Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
No problem!!!
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PhantomSolice Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey, it's Phantom, I changed accounts so I'm finding everyone!
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ShikabaneHime88 Featured By Owner May 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
yo!
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PhantomSolice Featured By Owner May 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
YO BRO
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ShikabaneHime88 Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
yo
whats happening
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novekai Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2013  Student Digital Artist
thanks for the fave :)
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ShikabaneHime88 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome
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TheDoctors2Hearts Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2013
just know that you are awesome and I love you! :iconyourawesomeplz:
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